It’s about four o’clock in the afternoon and Jon is waiting for his girlfriend to pick him up. Naturally, to kill some time, Jon turns on the television set. Immediately, he is pelted with the most informative fact that “Always” has wings and it fits just right. This is typical, right? These ladies need to know what to purchase on their “special time of the month.” Jon doesn’t have too much longer until she arrives, so he decides to turn the channel to hopefully find a “MacGyver” or “Night Rider” showing. Instead, he ....